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Dog Sees God: Confessions of a Teenage Blockhead
Somniterum Productions


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  • Dog Sees God: Confessions of a Teenage Blockhead
  • Somniterum Productions
  • Non-Union Theater
  • Theater or Stage
  • Non-Union
  • Seattle, WA
  • Project Begins: Feb 6, 2020
  • Project Ends: Mar 22, 2020

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  • Contact Person: Calen Winn
  • Primary Phone: 2062720699
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  • Prefered method of submission: Email

    Audition Location:
    TPS Studio C, 4th floor of the State Center Armory

    Submission instructions:
    Email with any time preference and a contact phone number to schedule your audition.

Somniterum Productions is holding auditions for Dog Sees God: Confessions of a Teenage Blockhead by Bert V. Royal, directed by Calen Winn.

The production will perform March 20-22 at 18th and Union. Rehearsals will be Sunday-Thursday in the evening, mostly at TPS.

Teenagehood is a rough time for anyone, but when you lose your best friend too, nothing makes sense anymore. When CB’s dog dies, he goes on a quest of self-discovery fueled by existential angst. Along the way, his friends and family reveal the cracks in their veneers and things get messy in ways only possible for teenagers. Friendships are broken, trust betrayed, and in the end everyone grows up a little.

Content Warning: This play deals with substance abuse, parental abuse and suicide.


Character Breakdown / Project Needs
Somniterum encourages actors of all races and genders to audition. Actors must be able to portray high school age characters.

CB - Grieving the death of his dog, he is searching for the meaning of his life, and on the way he finds Beethoven and expands his sexuality. Actor must be ok with portraying gay male intimacy on stage.
CB's Sister - She is searching for her identity by joining groups. Expresses her philosophies through performance art.
Van - A philosophical stoner. He takes the big picture approach to life.
Matt - A pathological germaphobe who takes his anxiety out on others. He is sex-obsessed and vocally homophobic. CB’s best friend.
Beethoven - The school outcast. He keeps to himself and plays the piano. Admits to being abused by his father. Actor must be ok with portraying gay male intimacy on stage. Ideally this actor can play piano for themselves.
Tricia - a party girl who toots her own horn. A wanna-be plastic.
Marcy - Tricia’s sidekick, another party girl. A crowd follower and a people pleaser.
Van's Sister - has been institutionalized for setting the Little Red-Haired Girl’s hair on fire. CB’s ex.

Audition/Interview Dates:
Sunday November 17, 2019 1:30-5 PM

Callbacks or second audition/interview?
Sunday November 24, 2019 2-5 PM

Audition Requirements:
Please bring a resume and headshot and prepare two contrasting monologues totalling 3 min or less. In place of one of the monologues, you may tell a short story of your own creation.

Monetary compensation:
We will pay all actors a stipend of $125

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