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  • Theater Schmeater
  • Non-Union Theater
  • Theater or Stage
  • Non-Union; Other Union
  • Seattle , WA
  • Project Begins: Sep 23, 2019
  • Project Ends: Nov 24, 2019
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  • Contact Person: Lara Dohner
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    Prefered method of submission: Email

    Audition Location:
    Email for appointment - (auditions will be held at TPS)

    Submission instructions:
    To be considered: Please submit your headshot & resume as well as your preferred time slot to Thank you!

A heartfelt, belly-laugh-inducing look at body image, relationships, and self via traditional dialogue and slam poetry. Holly is kept on her toes by painfully honest best friends and a well-meaning boyfriend as she tackles daily life, love, and lust as a fat woman. In a world that wants us to downsize in just about every way, Such A Pretty Face is the fat anthem we have all been weighting for.


Character Breakdown / Project Needs
Holly –27, fat, “stunning despite her size”, ever calm
Renee –26, fat, “intimidating until you get to know her”
Dan –28, textbook definition of handsome, “frat boy with a heart of gold”
Gabe –28, boy-next-door charming, “I wouldn’t say he’s sexy but he is really cute”

3 Monologue Performers – All fat womxn of different abilities, sexualities, and shapes (heavy belly,
hourglass, broad shoulders, etc)

Notes from the playwright:

Cast may not be exclusively white people. We are committed to casting performers of all races and genders.

*Use of the word "fat" is strictly an identifier and in no way used as an insult. Please submit if you self - identify as a fat person, a thick milkshake, thicker than a bowl of oatmeal, etc. The room is run by fat womxn and this will be an incredibly safe space.

Aside from the men, the cast must be FAT-fat, not Hollywood fat, people who “feel” fat, were “called fat once before”, have a fat dog at home, etc.

Audition/Interview Dates:
June 23rd, 2:00 PM - 6:00 PM, TPS

Callbacks or second audition/interview?
June 25th, 7:30 PM - 10:00 PM, TPS

Audition Requirements:
sides will be sent upon confirmation of audition appointment

Monetary compensation:
$100.00 stipend

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